I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
