love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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