Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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