She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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