I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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