I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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