Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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