Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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