we have officially lost it.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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