you guys were way drunker than both of me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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