He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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