a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
they're like a gay fantastic four
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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