He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I have already put on my inside pants.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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