That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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