next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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