they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Randomize