We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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