The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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