forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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