Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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