Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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