Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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