Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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