Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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