But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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