Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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