Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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