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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i think my cat just said my name.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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