Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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