You made me cry and you don't even care
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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