My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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