yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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