absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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