I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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