Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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