We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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