Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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