Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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