I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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