Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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