i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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