yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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