Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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