i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
BRING THE BAGELS
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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