Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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