Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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