youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'd cum for enchiladas.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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