Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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