So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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