Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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