Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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