So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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