This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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