I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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