Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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